{"id":223,"date":"2003-08-30T22:10:57","date_gmt":"2003-08-30T20:10:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/?p=223"},"modified":"2011-06-30T21:35:15","modified_gmt":"2011-06-30T19:35:15","slug":"sucho-ty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/?p=223","title":{"rendered":"Sucho (ty?)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/kvs3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-136\" title=\"kvs3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/kvs3-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tak\u00e9 katastrofick\u00e9 sucho ako tento rok, postretlo na\u0161u mal\u00fa pr\u00edrodn\u00fdmi katastrofami (povode\u0148, sucho, prezident a pod. ) su\u017eovan\u00fa rodn\u00fa hrudu asi naposledy roku P\u00e1ne 1997. V onen pam\u00e4tn\u00fd rok \u2013 nepam\u00e4t\u00e1m si to presne, pam\u00e4\u0165 mi u\u017e nesl\u00fa\u017ei &#8211; sa \u0161tvorica pr\u00fatik\u00e1rov kajak\u00e1rov (Pali, Oto, Jarmil , Ja ) vybrala h\u013eada\u0165 pr\u00ed\u010diny tejto katastrofy proti pr\u00fadu Dunaja ..  Na svojej p\u00fati na\u0161li odpove\u010f na mnoh\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky u\u017e v ne\u010falekom Hainburgu.  &#8230;.ale ak by bolo treba, boli by do\u0161li a\u017e k prame\u0148u&#8230;..<br \/>\nTento rok pri\u0161lo zase sucho a bolo treba kona\u0165. Ke\u010f\u017ee vy\u0161\u0161ie menovan\u00ed sa stali na slovo vzat\u00fdmi odborn\u00edkmi na sucho a suchoty ( \u017ee by, such\u00e1rmi ?,  To sn\u00e1\u010f nie ! ), ba postavili na tom svoju kari\u00e9ru \u010di \u017eivnos\u0165, boli povolan\u00ed k pr\u00edpadu znova.<br \/>\nZlo\u017eenie skoro rovnak\u00e9 ako pred rokmi, iba Jarmila nahradil jeden z najn\u00e1dejnej\u0161\u00edch vod\u00e1ckych objavov lodenice za posledn\u00fdch p\u00e1r rokov \u2013Peter.<\/p>\n<p>\u010cas \u010c, sobota poobede, trin\u00e1s\u0165 hod\u00edn. Odborn\u00edci na sucho sa sch\u00e1dzaj\u00fa zostavuj\u00fa ak\u010dn\u00fd pl\u00e1n a vysielaj\u00fa op\u00e4\u0165 flotilu k prame\u0148om Dunaja.\u00a0Pali a Peter na tajnej zbrani Novoplastu Sere\u010f \u2013 sere\u010fskom Ka\u0148one (alebo sere\u010fke ), Oto na \u201epomste\u201c star\u00e9ho Prijona \u2013starom dobrom T-\u00e9\u010dku a ja na Pi\u0161tovom cukr\u00edkovom Invanderi ( bra\u0165 moriaka by asi nebolo moc f\u00e9r ).\u00a0\u010c\u013eapk\u00e1me sa smerom hore, po \u013eavom brehu Dunaja. Pekn\u00fd slne\u010dn\u00fd de\u0148 s priazniv\u00fdm protivetrom a pomerne n\u00edzky Dunaj &#8211; idylka. Na prie\u010dnych hr\u00e1dzkach, ktor\u00e9 sa obch\u00e1dzali, sa ot\u0155\u010dali a vys\u00fa\u0161ali vt\u00e1ky \u2013 \u010dajky, kormor\u00e1ny, volavky, ka\u010dice, sliepo\u010dky&#8230;., Aha. Kde sa vzal, tam sa vzal, \u010dierny bocian. Rarita v na\u0161ich kon\u010din\u00e1ch. \u010co tu asi rob\u00ed? \u017de by slu\u017eobne ? Priniesol niekomu \u010derno\u0161ka? Alebo cig\u00e1n\u010da ?<br \/>\nNa pre\u010derp\u00e1va\u010dke dodr\u017eujeme pitn\u00fd re\u017eim na pote\u0161enie postar\u0161ej pani, vypekaj\u00facej tuk na slnku a t\u00fa\u017eiacej po samote. Spoliehala sa, \u017ee sa tam nem\u00e1 kto a ako dosta\u0165. S nami teda nepo\u010d\u00edtala.<\/p>\n<p>K org\u00e1nom \u010dinn\u00fdm a ne\u010dinn\u00fdm v colnom konan\u00ed pod Dev\u00ednom prich\u00e1dzame s\u00fa\u010dasne s pa\u0161er\u00e1ckou lo\u010fou Hainburg \u2013 Bratislava. Dom\u00e1hame sa preclenia a odbavenia. V tomto n\u00e1m vych\u00e1dza opatrn\u00fd policajt v \u00fastrety. Na kajaku? Do Hainburgu? V nen\u00e1padne sliediacich o\u010diach mu vidno nevysloven\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky ? \u201eKde maj\u00fa skryt\u00fa kameru ? Rad\u0161ej slu\u0161ne s nimi. \u010co ke\u010f s\u00fa ozbrojen\u00ed ? \u010co s\u00fa to za f\u00f3ry ?\u201c Na n\u00e1\u0161 dotaz n\u00e1m zde\u013euje , \u017ee toho roku sme ojedinel\u00ed svojho &#8211; zrejme vyhynut\u00e9ho &#8211; druhu, \u010do vyvol\u00e1va hlasit\u00e9 ov\u00e1cie v na\u0161om malom kolekt\u00edve. Po odbaven\u00ed mal\u00e9 pozastaven\u00ed\u010dko na s\u00fatoku s Moravou.  &#8230;no jasne , \u017ee na rak\u00faskej strane. M\u00e1me to v pase predsa. Nad Moravou sa poznate\u013ene men\u00ed farba vody. Pokra\u010dujeme po \u013eavom brehu a\u017e k \u00fastiu pot\u00f4\u010dika Russbach, ktor\u00fd sa naivne sna\u017e\u00ed vylep\u0161i\u0165 kvalitu vody v Dunaji. \u00dastie, inokedy zarovno hladiny Dunaja, teraz chrl\u00ed vodu asi z metrovej v\u00fd\u0161ky. Norm\u00e1lne perej. WW 3 a\u017e nezjazdn\u00e9. Peklo! Traverzujeme na prav\u00fd breh, z\u00e1pol\u00edme s v\u00fdhonmi a sme zase na inkriminovanom mieste. Vytrh\u00e1vame z letargie unuden\u00e9ho coln\u00edka, ktor\u00fd n\u00e1s cestou domov u\u017e ani nepotrebuje vidie\u0165. Mizne vo svojom kumb\u00e1lku s na\u0161imi pasmi a u\u017e cvakaj\u00fa pam\u00e4tn\u00e9 raz\u00edtka. A teraz u\u017e len do lok\u00e1lu na n\u00e1bre\u017e\u00ed na zasl\u00fa\u017een\u00fd zlat\u00fd mok. P\u00e1ni sa d\u00e1vaj\u00fa do gala a do sucha. Ke\u010f\u017ee mi premokol bat\u00f4\u017etek s n\u00e1hradn\u00fdmi zvr\u0161kami a nechcem vypada\u0165 ako po\u0161\u0165an\u00fd, uchy\u013eujem sa ku kryciemu man\u00e9vru menom \u0161pricka, ktor\u00fa si ponech\u00e1vam nain\u0161talovan\u00fa na sebe a  prehlasujem za posledn\u00fd v\u00fdkrik m\u00f3dy. Trochu extravagantn\u00e9, ale d\u00e1 sa s t\u00fdm aj medzi \u013eud\u00ed. Pretriasame za ob\u010dasn\u00e9ho pop\u00edjania ka\u017ed\u00e9ho a v\u0161etko, t\u00e9my v\u0161edn\u00e9 aj nev\u0161edn\u00e9. Nad Dunajom sa zmr\u00e1ka a tak treba vyrazi\u0165 nazad. K\u00fasok idylick\u00e9ho samosplavu, trocha p\u00e1dlovania, cikpauza, d\u00e1\u017edik aby sa nepr\u00e1\u0161ilo&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Z unik\u00e1tneho a jedine\u010dn\u00e9ho miesta v Bratislave sa koch\u00e1me poh\u013eadom na oba hrady \u2013 bratislavsk\u00fd aj Dev\u00edn. Tak\u00e9to miesto je v Bratislave len jedno \u2013 na Dunaji. ( No a potom s\u00fa v Bratislave stovky unik\u00e1tnych miest odkia\u013e nevidno ani jeden z hradov.) Stmieva sa! ( Nono! Za tmy sa ne\u010dlnkuje na Dunaji ! Poslu\u0161n\u00ed vod\u00e1ci tak\u00e9 nerobia, lebo im Je\u017ei\u0161ko ni\u010d nedonesie! ) Blikaj\u00face svetielka plavebnej dr\u00e1hy, svetl\u00e1 lod\u00ed, svetl\u00e1 mesta, k\u013eud, pohoda&#8230;. V cieli si gratulujeme k splneniu druh\u00e9ho p\u00e4\u0165ro\u010dn\u00e9ho pl\u00e1nu a vyty\u010dujeme cie\u013e na tretiu p\u00e4\u0165ro\u010dnicu- Na pivo, do \u010dlnkoch, na Hainburg! Na lodenici n\u00e1s \u010dakaj\u00fa kamar\u00e1tky a kamar\u00e1ti s tepl\u00fdmi opekan\u00fdmi dobrotami a osvie\u017euj\u00facimi tekutinami. Peter d\u00e1va do p\u013eacu f\u013ea\u0161ku slivky \u010di marhule. \u0160koda, \u017ee nepijem! \u0160koda, \u017ee si ned\u00e1m!<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e1me to zase raz v suchu, iba ja v mokru. Nedomyslel som potrebu lo\u010f\u00e1\u010dika a tak aj moje n\u00e1hradn\u00e9 zvr\u0161ky s\u00fa mokr\u00e9. Zachra\u0148uje ma v\u0161ak Kajo, ktor\u00fd na m\u0148a obetuje svoje gete a tri\u010dko a nemus\u00edm domov s aplikovanou \u0161prickou. Pekn\u00fd z\u00e1\u017eitok a pekn\u00fd de\u0148 op\u00e4\u0165 za nami.<\/p>\n<p>Tak toto ke\u010f budeme rozpr\u00e1va\u0165 svojim de\u0165om&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;.zmenia si asi priezvisk\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;. a ja u\u017e viem kam p\u00f4jdem najbli\u017e\u0161ie \u010dlnka\u0165 . B\u00e9\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Ahoj<\/p>\n<p>Ja<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tak\u00e9 katastrofick\u00e9 sucho ako tento rok, postretlo na\u0161u mal\u00fa pr\u00edrodn\u00fdmi katastrofami (povode\u0148, sucho, prezident a pod. ) su\u017eovan\u00fa rodn\u00fa hrudu asi naposledy roku P\u00e1ne 1997. V onen pam\u00e4tn\u00fd rok \u2013 nepam\u00e4t\u00e1m si to presne, pam\u00e4\u0165 mi u\u017e nesl\u00fa\u017ei &#8211; sa \u0161tvorica pr\u00fatik\u00e1rov kajak\u00e1rov (Pali, Oto, Jarmil , Ja ) vybrala h\u013eada\u0165 pr\u00ed\u010diny tejto katastrofy proti&hellip;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/?p=223\" rel=\"bookmark\">\u010c\u00edta\u0165 viac &raquo;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sucho (ty?)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[118,24],"class_list":["post-223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archiv","tag-devin","tag-dunaj"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"keysho","author_link":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/?cat=5\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">KV\u0160<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">KV\u0160<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/?cat=5\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Dev\u00edn<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/?cat=5\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Dunaj<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Dev\u00edn<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Dunaj<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"0","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 23 rokov ago","modified":"Updated 15 rokov ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 30.08.2003","modified":"Updated on 30.06.2011"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 30.08.2003 22:10","modified":"Updated on 30.06.2011 21:35"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=223"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":356,"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions\/356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}