Fecal cana\u013e s story \u2013 pr\u00edbehy z kan\u00e1lov
\u010das\u0165 druh\u00e1: \u017dumpa<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E\u0161te v zime na vod\u00e1ckom plese ( \u010do si tam robil preboha ? ) predsedky\u0148a n\u00e1\u0161ho orgazmusa\u010dn\u00e9ho v\u00fdboru, ist\u00e1 d\u00e1ma, nominovala n\u00e1s po minuloro\u010dn\u00fdch \u00faspechoch na \u010fal\u0161\u00ed ro\u010dn\u00edk zrazu v\u0161akovak\u00fdch fek\u00e1lnych plavidiel v Ben\u00e1tkach. Do roka a do t\u00fd\u017ed\u0148a op\u00e4\u0165 nastal teda \u010das \u00eds\u0165 reprezentova\u0165 , alebo ke\u010f u\u017e nie reprezentova\u0165, tak aspo\u0148 zavadza\u0165 do Ben\u00e1tok a demon\u0161trova\u0165 za dobr\u00fa vec. Nemysl\u00edm terazky ten dobr\u00fd smrad, \u010do tam panoval v niektor\u00fdch z\u00e1kutiach, samozrejme, v\u0161ak \u00e1no.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tak\u017ee z horniakov sme boli my:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u00f4j t\u00e1to\u0161 Sergej II. \u2013 Favorit \u2013 \u0160koda hovori\u0165
Moja mali\u010dkos\u0165 a jeden z orgazmus\u00e1torov, ten \u010do prd\u00ed pred kostolom, reprezentant v M1
Hanka \u2013 zahrani\u010dn\u00fd hos\u0165 zo z\u00e1padu
Hankin tatko – zahrani\u010dn\u00fd hos\u0165 zo z\u00e1padu
Alena \u2013 kult\u00farny referent<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jo\u017eov t\u00e1to\u0161 \u2013 strieborn\u00e1 Almera
Jo\u017eo – jeden z orgazmus\u00e1torov, reprezentant v M1
Erika \u2013 ved\u00faca v\u00fdpravy, kuch\u00e1rka, z\u00e1lo\u017en\u00e1 \u0161of\u00e9rka, kult\u00farna referentka
Inge \u2013 d\u00e1ma \u010do dok\u00e1\u017ee inak\u0161ie veci ako ja pred kostolom, napr. masage hrani\u010diace s bitkou<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O de\u0148 nesk\u00f4r dojuchali na Forestrovi ( nie str\u00fdkovi Festrovi, ale na Subaru Forester)
Luci\u0161a \u2013 favorit \u010d. 1, reprezentant v Z1
Mojo \u2013 favorit \u010d. 2, reprezentant v Z1
Ver\u010dek – favorit \u010d. 3, reprezentant v T1
Juro \u2013 favorit \u010d. 4, reprezentant v Z1<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Po minulom roku to muselo ma\u0165 dobr\u00fd ohlas, ke\u010f z doln\u00e9ho konca i\u0161lo z Tatranu a Vinohradov 4-5-6 \u00e1ut u\u017e vo \u0161tvrtok r\u00e1no, my sme sa z horn\u00e9ho konca vydali a\u017e vo \u0161tvrtok nave\u010der dvomi t\u00e1to\u0161mi a v piatok za nami pri\u0161iel e\u0161te jeden t\u00e1to\u0161 pln\u00fd \u0161ampi\u0148\u00f3nov.
N\u00e1\u0161 pl\u00e1novan\u00fd odchod niekedy okolo \u0161iestej sme zvl\u00e1dli celkom slu\u0161ne akademickou presnos\u0165ou okolo cca \u00f4smej . V\u0161ak osem sa vyskytuje okolo \u0161estky dos\u0165 bl\u00edzko. Po zd\u013ahavom nav\u00e4zovan\u00ed prepletanom in\u00fdmi \u010dinnos\u0165ami sme sa vydali na p\u00fa\u0165 do eur\u00f3pskej \u00fanie, v\u0161ak sme si to pred t\u00fd\u017ed\u0148om odreferenduvali a tak ani germ\u00e1nski coln\u00edci nemohli ma\u0165 v\u00fdhrady vo\u010di d\u013a\u017eke m\u00f4jho auta a kr\u00e1tkosti lode. Zase nie \u017ee by mi nelepilo, \u017ee budem sk\u00fa\u0161a\u0165 viac prechodov do \u00fanie, to netvrd\u00edm. Pre\u0161li sme a fr\u010dali sme o stodesa\u0165 a\u017e stodvadsa\u0165, lebo Sergej viac nevl\u00e1dal. Je s\u00edce pravda , \u017ee som raz Jo\u017ea predbehol dole kopcom s priazniv\u00fdm vetrom do chrbta, ke\u010f u\u017e Sergej i\u0161iel do sklzu pri 135 pr\u00edskokmi vpred. Nebolo to v\u0161ak sp\u00f4soben\u00e9 v\u00fdkonom motora, ale z\u00e1konom zachovania hmoty a energie, teda hmotou auta+\u0161tyroch \u013eud\u00ed+dvoch \u010dlnkov a kvanta bag\u00e1\u017ee a t\u00e1to hmota mala dobr\u00fa zotrva\u010dnos\u0165 a \u0165a\u017eko sa dala zastavi\u0165 a na\u0161\u0165astie sa v\u0161etka zachovala a na\u0161\u0165astie pohromade. Element\u00e1rna fyzika. Skoro r\u00e1no prich\u00e1dzame bezradn\u00fd do kempu vo Fusine a h\u013ead\u00e1me slovansk\u00e9 geto. Kde boli v\u0161ak tie mil\u00e9 m\u00e1vaj\u00face tety, \u010do som minul\u00fd rok videl pri ceste miesto p\u00e4tn\u00edkov ? U\u017e teraz som za\u010dal tu\u0161i\u0165, \u017ee to bude in\u00e9 ako minul\u00fd rok. Svoj pr\u00edchod ohlasujeme zat\u013akan\u00edm kol\u00edkov od stanov niekedy okolo \u0161tvrtej hodiny rannej. R\u00fdchlo zah\u00e1\u0148ame prv\u00e9 pr\u00edznaky bezradnosti vhodnou n\u00e1vykovou l\u00e1tkou a potom zah\u00e1\u0148ame seba sam\u00fdch do pelechov.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Prich\u00e1dza svitanie a s n\u00edm prich\u00e1dza bezradnos\u0165. Ach jaj. Nasadzujeme teda silnej\u0161ie antibezradnik\u00e1 t.j. Borovi\u010dku. Zv\u00edtavame sa s prebrat\u00fdmi zn\u00e1mymi a hne\u010f vyu\u017e\u00edvame ich slu\u017eby vo veci prihlasovania na preteky. Po be\u017enej rannej \u010dinnosti a panike zah\u0155\u0148aj\u00facich hygienizovanie sa a\u017e kozmetiku a futrovanie, mu\u017estvo vyr\u00e1\u017ea na vodu do Ben\u00e1tok za \u00fa\u010delom \u010dlnkovania sa. \u017denstvo vyr\u00e1\u017ea tie\u017e do Ben\u00e1tok ale za KP\u010c, n\u00e1kupmi a in\u00fdmi zrejme d\u00f4le\u017eit\u00fdmi cie\u013emi. Na vodu ideme s Jo\u017eom na moriakoch a Hanka s tatkom na turis\u0165\u00e1koch, trochu nepomer, ale ako tak to ide. Po prekonan\u00ed 7 km \u0161treky z kempu sa ocit\u00e1me v Ben\u00e1tkach v kan\u00e1loch \u2013 kan\u00e1loch doslova, dop\u00edsmena a dosmradu. Motk\u00e1me sa po grand kan\u00e1ly a bl\u00edzkom okol\u00ed, h\u00edkame nad tou kr\u00e1sou, s\u00e1nky n\u00e1m padaj\u00fa ako minul\u00fd rok , ale ve\u013emi r\u00fdchlo \u00fasta zatv\u00e1rame, aby to kontaminovan\u00e9 te\u010d\u00face n\u00e1m do nich ne\u0161plechlo. Ob\u010das sa n\u00e1hodn\u00fd okolo\u010dlnkuj\u00faci v kan\u00e1loch m\u00f4\u017ee sta\u0165 ter\u010dom \u00fatoku gejz\u00edru spla\u0161kov, preto treba by\u0165 v strehu. \u010clovek a\u017e teraz si za\u010d\u00edna ch\u00e1pa\u0165 zmysel chemickej pr\u00edpravy a v\u00e1\u017ei\u0165 si v\u0161etok ten sairajt a habity \u010do ho na vojne v r\u00e1mci chemick\u00fdch cvi\u010den\u00ed a poplachov n\u00fatili na seba aplikova\u0165 a navlieka\u0165. Prekvapuje ma, \u017ee tu \u017eij\u00fa , vlastne \u017ei\u0165 nem\u00f4\u017eu ( v takejto vode \u017eivot nem\u00f4\u017ee by\u0165 ), vyskytuj\u00fa sa tu kraby. Zrejme sa v\u0161ak jedn\u00e1 zase o nejak\u00fd v\u00fdstrelok \u0161ikmookej elektroniky, \u010dosi ako tamago\u010di. Ch\u00fa\u010fatk\u00e1 s\u00fa tak\u00e9 pomal\u00e9 a mal\u00e1tne.. Skoro ako mi z tepla. Zrejme nemaj\u00fa duracelky. Ako minul\u00fd rok, tak aj teraz nav\u0161tevujeme ostrov. S. Giorgio a jeho vyhliadku, tentokr\u00e1t u\u017e za tri eur\u00e1\u0161iky. Aj tu st\u00fapa \u017eivotn\u00e1 \u00farove\u0148. Odtia\u013eto sa od n\u00e1s odp\u00e1jaj\u00fa Hanka s tatkom a my pokra\u010dujeme v objavovan\u00ed kr\u00e1s okrajov\u00fdch \u010dast\u00ed menej pre\u0161pikovan\u00fdch turistami. A takto sme vpl\u00e1vali do arzen\u00e1lu, \u010do hliadkuj\u00faci vojak v zbrani na obrne vlasti pochopil ako naru\u0161enie v\u00fdsostn\u00fdch v\u00f4d, lebo za\u010dal tropi\u0165 poplach, tak sme sa rad\u0161ej dali na \u00fastup. Omrkli sme e\u0161te ostrov. S Michele, ale neobjavili sme na \u0148om vhodn\u00e9 miesto na vylodenie, tak sme ho u\u0161etrili na\u0161ej n\u00e1v\u0161tevy a len obopl\u00e1vali a vr\u00e1tili sa na n\u00e1mestie S. Marco, tu m\u00e1me kr\u00e1tke rande s d\u00e1mami a prch\u00e1me do kempu. Po pr\u00edchode zahajujeme dekontamin\u00e1ciu a odmorenie na\u0161ich tiel, zvr\u0161kov a spodkov v sprche, n\u00e1sledn\u00fa vn\u00fatorn\u00fa dezinfekciu a ve\u010deru. V slabej chv\u00edli bezradnosti sa zm\u00fd\u0161\u013eam nad chemick\u00fdm vzorcom instantnej polievky a jeho rozdielom od vzorca aromatickej l\u00e1tky v kan\u00e1loch. S jedlom rastie chu\u0165 a tak d\u00e1my \u2013 vlastne d\u00e1ma a Hanka \u2013 dost\u00e1vaj\u00fa chu\u0165 na preteky, e\u0161te zrejme netu\u0161iac \u010do to obn\u00e1\u0161a. Tak sa zap\u00e1lili pre t\u00fa vec , \u017ee jedine oni ostali a vydr\u017eali ako uv\u00edtac\u00ed v\u00fdbor pri\u0161elcov na Forestri. Pred sp\u00e1nkom sa mi e\u0161te dar\u00ed absolvova\u0165 mas\u00e1\u017e, ktor\u00e1 ku koncu pripom\u00edna dobr\u00fa bitku. \u017de by som aj tak\u00e9to sklony v sebe skr\u00fdval ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
R\u00e1no Jo\u017eo prezieravo vol\u00ed odpo\u010dinkov\u00fd de\u0148 a vyr\u00e1\u017ea do mesta s Erikou. Ja ost\u00e1vam robi\u0165 garde \u2013 ako hovoria ostatn\u00ed \u2013 d\u00e1mam. Neviem \u010do to je, ale z t\u00f3nu ich hlasu je zrejm\u00e9 , \u017ee to je nie\u010do po\u013eutovaniahodn\u00e9. Do Ben\u00e1tok vyr\u00e1\u017eame spolu s nov\u00fdmi pri\u0161elcami , ale po kr\u00e1tkom \u010dase sa na\u0161e cesty rozch\u00e1dzaj\u00fa. Doprev\u00e1dzam teda d\u00e1my po romantick\u00fdch kan\u00e1loch a oni zo samej roztopa\u0161e sa zab\u00e1vaj\u00fa hodnoten\u00edm t\u00fdch talianskych pltn\u00edkov \u010di \u010do s\u00fa to. Aby som si zachoval svoju v\u00e1\u017enos\u0165 , tak sa na nich mra\u010d\u00edm, \u0161ker\u00edm a cer\u00edm zuby, aby si boli vedom\u00fd, \u017ee som pr\u00edslu\u0161n\u00edk gardy. N\u00e1\u0161 pokus o vylodenie na n\u00e1mest\u00ed S. Marco nar\u00e1\u017ea na tvrd\u00fd odpor poriadkov\u00fdch s\u00edl a ani inokedy v\u0161emocn\u00e9 abrakadabra-vogalonga nezaber\u00e1. Tak sa teda zasa sp\u00fa\u0161\u0165ame do kan\u00e1lov. Pod tlakom hladu a tlakom tlaku sa uchy\u013eujeme teda na jedno menej frekventovan\u00e9 mieste\u010dko pred ak\u00fdsi kostol\u00edk, kde teda d\u00e1ma, \u010do nerob\u00ed ist\u00e9 veci na verejnosti ( neje , nepije a pod. ) sa neudr\u017eala a urobila ist\u00fa vec. Pred kostolom. A mne e\u0161te bude vy\u010d\u00edta\u0165, \u017ee som si pufol pred kostolom. Zaprisah\u00e1vala ma s\u00edce aby som poml\u010dal, ale ke\u010f\u017ee poru\u0161ila tie\u017e ml\u010danlivos\u0165 pri t\u00e1borovej svie\u010dke ve\u010der, neovl\u00e1dol som sa a zd\u00f4veril som sa s t\u00fdm akej d\u00e1me som robil gardistu p\u00e1r bl\u00edzkym osob\u00e1m. M\u00f4\u017ee sa teraz oh\u00e1\u0148a\u0165 ak\u00fdmsi gentlemanstvom a fairovos\u0165ou, ale t\u00fdmito infek\u010dn\u00fdmi chorobami \u0161\u00edriacimi sa z kan\u00e1lov ma nezastra\u0161\u00ed. Kone\u010dne d\u00e1my vykazuj\u00fa trocha \u00fanavy a tak to m\u00f4\u017eeme kone\u010dne oto\u010di\u0165 na kemp. O relaxe pred ve\u013ek\u00fdm z\u00e1vodom u\u017e nem\u00f4\u017ee by\u0165 re\u010d a tak sa p\u00fa\u0161\u0165ame do konzum\u00e1cie tuh\u00fdch a tekut\u00fdch po\u017eivat\u00edn. Absolvujeme ritu\u00e1lne pitie kamz\u00ed\u010dieho mlieka a in\u00fdch medic\u00edn prin\u00e1\u0161aj\u00facich \u00faspech, dobr\u00fa \u00farodu a plodnos\u0165. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dne sme sa ve\u010der dobre pobavili.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
R\u00e1no op\u00e4\u0165 postr\u00e1dam chu\u0165 vyhra\u0165 z\u00e1vody a tak len z \u010d\u00edrej kolegi\u00e1lnosti sa tmol\u00edm smerom k Ben\u00e1tkam. \u010cloveka trochu dok\u00e1\u017ee strhn\u00fa\u0165 atmosf\u00e9ra podujatia, pr\u00edtomnos\u0165 kadejak\u00fdch \u010dlnk\u00e1rov na kadejak\u00fdch \u010dlnkoch. Pomaly sa formuje \u0161tartov\u00e9 pole neoran\u00e9 do \u00fato\u010dnej form\u00e1cie a po v\u00fdstrele z kan\u00f3na vyr\u00e1\u017eame vpred z ob\u00e1v pred udupan\u00edm \u010di u\u010d\u013eapkan\u00edm rozv\u00e1\u0161nen\u00fdm davom \u010dlnkovaniachtiv\u00fdch fanatikov. Teda pretek\u00e1me. Niektor\u00ed vrtula v zadku a s\u00fa tatam, niektor\u00ed ako ja pretekaj\u00fa \u00fanavou a nechu\u0165ou. Sna\u017e\u00edm sa robi\u0165 \u00fahybn\u00e9 man\u00e9vre v\u0161adepr\u00edtomn\u00fdm germ\u00e1nskym vesl\u00e1rom ohrozuj\u00facim v ceste stojacich \u010di plaviacich \u010dlnk\u00e1rov. Tu\u0161\u00edm sa ich d\u00e1vno nikto neop\u00fdtal: \u201eKto vyhral druh\u00fa svetov\u00fa\u201c. Pri man\u00e9vrovan\u00ed a uh\u00fdban\u00ed m\u00e1m dojem , \u017ee nabeh\u00e1m viac kilometrov do str\u00e1n ako dopredu. Sem tam sa prem\u00e1vka zahust\u00ed a nast\u00e1vaj\u00fa kol\u00edzie, \u017ee b\u00fdva probl\u00e9m vyviaznu\u0165 bez o\u0161kretia laku. Nikto ten bordel na vode v\u0161ak neriadi a neorganizuje. Aspo\u0148 \u017ee ob\u010das vylovia nejak\u00e9ho zvrhnut\u00e9ho \u010di prevrhnut\u00e9ho ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00edka. Asi v polovici trasy sa vo mne \u010dosi zlomilo a na\u0161\u0165astie to nebola kos\u0165. Trochu o\u017e\u00edvam a trochu aj p\u00e1dlujem zna\u010dne vyu\u017e\u00edvaj\u00fac vlny v\u00e4\u010d\u0161\u00edch sparingpartnerov. U\u017e sa te\u0161\u00edm na pr\u00edchod do cie\u013ea. Aj ke\u010f je to \u00fachvatn\u00e9 a doj\u00edmav\u00e9 by\u0165 v centre diania, alebo by\u0165 predmetom v\u00edtania a ov\u00e1ci\u00ed \u013eud\u00ed na n\u00e1bre\u017eiach a most\u00edkoch, oproti minul\u00e9mu roku mi je to viac \u013eahostajn\u00e9, viac sa te\u0161\u00edm na to, \u017ee na chv\u00ed\u013eku vyst\u00fapim a zariadim p\u00e1r neodkladn\u00fdch vec\u00ed. No a potom od cie\u013ea je to istota, \u017ee u\u017e len 7 km k sprche, obedu a in\u00fdm pr\u00edjemn\u00fdm veciam. Pred cie\u013eom k\u00fasok prich\u00e1dzaj\u00fa aj diev\u010dat\u00e1, ktor\u00e9 vzh\u013eadom na predo\u0161l\u00e9 v\u00fdkony absolvovali miernej\u0161iu etapu a tak sa v Ben\u00e1tkach zliezame postupne v\u0161etci. Ve\u013ek\u00e1 to preve\u013ek\u00e1 rados\u0165, slovensk\u00e1 v\u00fdprava z\u00edskava zlato, v\u0161etci do jedn\u00e9ho. No nechcem sa chv\u00e1li\u0165 , ale sme dobr\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Asi by sa bolo oplatilo tento ro\u010dn\u00edk vynecha\u0165 a absolvova\u0165 bud\u00faci jubilejn\u00fd 30-. ro\u010dn\u00edk. Mo\u017eno po minulom roku , ke\u010f pre n\u00e1s bolo v\u0161etko nov\u00fdm a prekvapuj\u00facim n\u00e1s u\u017e Ben\u00e1tky a\u017e tak neo\u010darili, aj ke\u010f je tu e\u0161te st\u00e1le \u010do vidie\u0165 , spozn\u00e1va\u0165 a objavova\u0165. Mo\u017eno to len chcelo naozaj tento rok vynecha\u0165 a nejak\u00fa zmenu. Aj keby sme na rok vynechali, ur\u010dite sme tu neboli naposledy. Z\u00e1\u017eitky z Ben\u00e1tok s\u00fa doplnen\u00e9 pi\u0161\u0165an\u00edm a kv\u00edlen\u00edm srdca pri poh\u013eade na niektor\u00e9 v\u00fdstavn\u00e9 kusy plavidiel z dreva a karbonkevlaru. N\u00e1ladu a atmosf\u00e9ru vylep\u0161uj\u00fa r\u00f4zne t\u00edpky \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edkov: napr. dvaja pir\u00e1ti pop\u00edjaj\u00faci, kde tu sa bij\u00faci na pl\u00e1vaj\u00facom hoci\u010dom m\u00e1vaj\u00faci \u0161abli\u010dkami (a mo\u017eno aj \u0161abliaci), kde tu strie\u013eaj\u00faci do davu z bambitky a r\u00f4zne in\u00e9 karikat\u00farky \u010di kreat\u00farky. Skr\u00e1tka sympatick\u00e9 a mil\u00e9 podujatie, ale aby zachovalo svoje \u010daro a vz\u00e1cnos\u0165 pre n\u00e1s z \u010dasu na \u010das ho asi z n\u00e1\u0161ho kalend\u00e1ra predsa vypust\u00edme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pri odchode z kempu sa s vr\u00e1tnikom dohadujeme o po\u010dte noc\u00ed v kempe, maj\u00fa v tom zrejme bordel.
Sk\u00fa\u0161ame mu dohovori\u0165 aj v tej jeho rodnej hatlanine :\u0161pagetypizzamakar\u00f3ny-tuttifurtti\u00f3s\u00f3lemio, a v\u0161ak ani taliansky nerozumie . To mus\u00ed by\u0165 dobr\u00fd talian. Po \u010dase predsa pochop\u00ed.
Nakoniec u\u017e len ukrajova\u0165 z t\u00fdch nekone\u010dn\u00fdch kilometrov s klipkaj\u00facimi o\u010dami znaven\u00fd teplom a \u00fanavou. V pondelok r\u00e1no sa ocit\u00e1me v inom svete akosi, upon\u00e1h\u013eanom a pretekaj\u00facom, ale bez \u0161tartov\u00fdch \u010d\u00edsel a zrejme bez \u0161tartu a cie\u013ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S pozdravom n\u00e1\u0161ho kme\u0148a: Bonga longa sa s Vami aj roz\u010d\u00falim<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Howqh. Uf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ahoj.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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