{"id":234,"date":"2003-08-24T22:39:29","date_gmt":"2003-08-24T20:39:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/?p=234"},"modified":"2011-06-30T18:46:54","modified_gmt":"2011-06-30T16:46:54","slug":"co-robi-vodak-ked-nepije","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/?p=234","title":{"rendered":"\u010co rob\u00ed vod\u00e1k ke\u010f nepije ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/kvs.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-133\" title=\"kvs\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/kvs.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>24. 08. 2003<\/p>\n<p>\u010co rob\u00ed vod\u00e1k ke\u010f nepije, alebo prestane pi\u0165 ? No to d\u00e1 rozum. Vysm\u00e4dne. Str\u00e1ca s\u00fadnos\u0165, zmoc\u0148uje sa ho bezradnos\u0165 hrani\u010diaca so z\u00fafalstvom a \u0161ialenstvom. Za\u010dne ho tr\u00e1pi\u0165 mu\u010div\u00fd a tr\u00fdzniv\u00fd sm\u00e4d maj\u00faci za n\u00e1sledok zakalenie a zatemnenie zraku a mysle. Bezcielne bl\u00fadi a chod\u00ed okolo vody, za\u010dne h\u013aba\u0165 v h\u013abke a najtemnej\u0161\u00edch kon\u010din\u00e1ch svojej mysle a\u017e&#8230;.. . &#8230;&#8230;a\u017e? A\u017e nie\u010do odtia\u013e vyhrabe a zase nie\u010do vymysl\u00ed. ( No nazdar, ur\u010dite hovadinu ). Zachr\u00e1\u0148 sa kto m\u00f4\u017ee\u0161!<\/p>\n<p>Vod\u00e1k, ktor\u00fd prestane chodi\u0165 na pivo, za\u010dne chodi\u0165  na vodu. A chodi\u0165 na vodu o to intenz\u00edvnej\u0161ie a \u010dastej\u0161ie. T\u00e1to skuto\u010dnos\u0165 sa v\u0161ak neinterpretuje tak\u00fdm sp\u00f4sobom, \u017ee vod\u00e1k si v pohostinsk\u00fdch zariadeniach objedn\u00e1 vodu za \u00fa\u010delom konzum\u00e1cie. Jednak by nena\u0161iel tak\u00e9 zariadenie kde by mu v tomto smere ochotne a nezi\u0161tne vyhoveli a keby n\u00e1hodou na\u0161iel nejak\u00fd z\u00fafal\u00fd podnik, kde by urobili jeho po\u017eiadavke zados\u0165, mohlo by to ma\u0165 pre neho zhubn\u00e9 a\u017e katastrofick\u00e9 n\u00e1sledky. Napr\u00edklad by mohol dosta\u0165 \u017eal\u00fado\u010dn\u00e9 a tr\u00e1viace \u0165a\u017ekosti (ve\u010f voda je len na splavovanie, um\u00fdvanie a do bet\u00f3nu&#8230;. sv. Ivan, ver\u0161 prv\u00fd ), alebo po\u017eivatiny \u017eivo\u010d\u00ed\u0161neho p\u00f4vodu n\u00edm skonzumovan\u00e9 by sa mohli c\u00edti\u0165 dotknut\u00e9 v mylnom domnen\u00ed, \u017ee ich zo\u017eral pes. V t\u00fdch hor\u0161\u00edch pr\u00edpadoch sa mu m\u00f4\u017ee v tr\u00e1viacom trakte usadi\u0165 kol\u00f3nia \u017eiab, \u010do m\u00e1 za n\u00e1sledok r\u00f4zne zvukov\u00e9 efekty v otvore bl\u00edzkom tr\u00e1viacemu traktu. A to sa nenos\u00ed v spolo\u010dnosti, ba a\u017e je to proti spolo\u010densk\u00e9mu pont\u00f3nu. Eventuelne mu m\u00f4\u017ee skorodova\u0165 potrubie z vn\u00fatra a v\u00fdmena stupa\u010dky a le\u017eat\u00fdch rozvodov hrub\u00e9ho a tenk\u00e9ho \u010dreva nie je ni\u010d moc.<\/p>\n<p>Spr\u00e1vny v\u00fdklad tejto skuto\u010dnosti je, \u017ee vod\u00e1k splavuje \u010di chce \u010di nechce, ale ako ho pozn\u00e1me chce aj ke\u010f nechce. V\u0161ak\u00e1no.<br \/>\nVod\u00e1k, ktor\u00fd nepije si za\u010dne cti\u0165 r\u00f4zne vodn\u00e9 bo\u017estv\u00e1, kaja\u0165 sa zo svojich alkoholick\u00fdch hriechov a s\u013eubova\u0165 si nov\u00fd \u017eivot a kraj\u0161iu a svetlej\u0161iu bud\u00facnos\u0165 (a to nie je ani premi\u00e9rom ) bez tejto metly \u013eudstva. Prij\u00edma alkoholocelib\u00e1t. Diabol v\u0161ak nesp\u00ed a usiluje o vod\u00e1kovu du\u0161u. Vod\u00e1k m\u00e1 kamar\u00e1tku a t\u00e1 ma meniny, vod\u00e1k m\u00e1 kamar\u00e1ta, ktor\u00fd ho pozve na konzult\u00e1cie o vhodnej novej lodi a perspekt\u00edvnych a bezperspekt\u00edvnych pl\u00e1noch na vode, vod\u00e1k m\u00e1 otca, s ktor\u00fdm u\u017e d\u00e1vno chcel \u00eds\u0165 na pivo ,ale do prijatia tohoto predsavzatia nestihol. &#8230; a diabol len pok\u00fa\u0161a a pok\u00fa\u0161a. Vod\u00e1k odol\u00e1va, odol\u00e1va&#8230;, odol\u00e1va slab\u0161ie&#8230;, e\u0161te slab\u0161ie&#8230;. . Vod\u00e1k je slab\u00fd a postupne podlieha poku\u0161eniu: kamar\u00e1tka s meninami (z vod\u00e1kovej strany samozrejme zabudnut\u00fdmi), kamar\u00e1t s lo\u010fou, otec&#8230;. Beda! Vod\u00e1k zhre\u0161il. Poru\u0161il alkoholocelib\u00e1t. Chce to v\u0161ak napravi\u0165 . Dal sa na pok\u00e1nie (nie pokakanie),  kaj\u00e1 z hriechov a pros\u00ed bo\u017estv\u00e1 o odpustenie a je ochotn\u00fd za to podnikn\u00fa\u0165 aj p\u00fa\u0165. P\u00fa\u0165 by mal vykona\u0165 na nejak\u00e9 sv\u00e4t\u00e9 miesto (najbli\u017e\u0161\u00edm a najp\u00fatnickej\u0161\u00edm je sv. \u010cunovo ) a p\u00fa\u0165 sa vykon\u00e1va v k\u013eaku t.j. na kolen\u00e1ch v deblovke (nie debilovke, pozor!) alebo singli po starej p\u00fatnickej trase \u0164ahajmakaj dolehore-Bratislava-\u010cunovo.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eNo ale Sv. Ot\u010de, ty tam hore, dolu pod vodou, zase odpus\u0165 hrie\u0161nikovi. A\u017e tak to neprehnal. Bu\u010f milostiv\u00fd, v\u0161ak mo\u017ee \u00eds\u0165 aj na kajaku ? Ml\u010d\u00ed\u0161 ? Tak asi s\u00fahlas\u00ed\u0161. Dobre. Vezmem tak teda zjaz\u010f\u00e1k \u201e<\/p>\n<p>Ke\u010f\u017ee som takto biedne dopadol neost\u00e1valo mi ni\u010d in\u00e9 ne\u017e vyrazi\u0165 na vodu, aby som od\u010dinil svoje hriechy. V nede\u013eu r\u00e1no vo sv\u00e4tost\u00e1nku v Karloveskej z\u00e1toke-v lodenici, absolvujem prv\u00e9 prij\u00edmanie. Prv\u00fdkr\u00e1t v ten de\u0148 prij\u00edmam potravu: ban\u00e1ny a pe\u010den\u00fa rybu. Ach ja ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00edk! Ryba pred vodou. \u010eal\u0161\u00ed neodpustite\u013en\u00fd hriech. P\u00fa\u0165 bude treba vykona\u0165 asi viackr\u00e1t do roka alebo mo\u017eno a\u017e do\u017eivotne a na vzdialenej\u0161ie miesta. Zmierujem sa s t\u00fdmto \u00fadelom a prij\u00edmam osud odovzdane. Sta\u0148 sa v\u00f4\u013ea moja! Budem do\u017eivotne \u010dlnka\u0165.   O tri\u0161tvrte na osem u\u017e aj vyr\u00e1\u017eam, tak\u00fdm \u00fachvatn\u00fdm tempom, \u017ee o poldesiatej u\u017e sed\u00edm na vode. Spolup\u00fatnikom sa po p\u00e4\u0165desiatosmi\u010dku st\u00e1va aj Peter. Jeho previnenie je zrejme men\u0161ie, lebo ma tu \u010dak\u00e1, k\u00fdm sa vr\u00e1tim z \u010cunova. Pomaly sa uber\u00e1me dolu pr\u00fadom, pohybuj\u00facim sa vzduchom zvan\u00fdm vietor a dvomi listami p\u00e1dla hnan\u00ed dole. Pripom\u00edna to vzduchom chladen\u00fd dvojtakt. Ob\u010das \u010dak\u00e1m Petra so slab\u0161\u00edm strojom, hre\u0161il menej ako ja a tak si zobral turis\u0165\u00e1k. Vravel som , \u017ee zjaz\u010f\u00e1k je lep\u0161\u00ed. Komu niet rady, toho bolia viac ruky a nadrie sa ako&#8230;(dom\u00e1ce zviera pre \u0165a\u017ek\u00e9 pr\u00e1ce pod\u013ea vlastn\u00e9ho v\u00fdberu ).  V\u00e4\u010d\u0161inou sa v\u0161ak dr\u017e\u00edm mimo, tak trochu s\u00e1m so svojimi my\u0161lienkami a tou apokalypsou v hlave, budovy a mosty Blavy ost\u00e1vaj\u00fa za mnou so v\u0161etk\u00fdm hnusom  a sn\u00e1\u010f aj s kr\u00e1sou mesta, na \u0161lepe pristavenom pri stavbe nov\u00e9ho mostu pobehuj\u00fa \u013eudia , z rie\u010dneho bagru \u0161tekaj\u00fa dvaja udatn\u00ed Dun\u010dovia, vodn\u00e9 vt\u00e1ctvo bezhlavo prch\u00e1, kde tu sa vyhod\u00ed ryba, pofukuje vetr\u00edk, slnko pe\u010die,&#8230;&#8230; Cesta dole trv\u00e1 asi dve a pol hodiny, \u010do je bieda, be\u017ene je to do dvoch hod\u00edn. Z p\u00e4\u0165desiatosmi\u010dky sa uber\u00e1m u\u017e s\u00e1m a\u017e po vjazd do \u0161m\u00fdka\u010dky v \u010cunove. \u010cajky, kormor\u00e1ny a volavky s\u00facitne pozeraj\u00fa na moje tr\u00e1penie, lopotenie. Iba ka\u010dice \u2013 svine \u2013 sa posmievaj\u00fa tak, tak, tak,&#8230;.. tak ti treba ke\u010f si chlastal. V \u010dunovskej kaplnke m\u00e1m druh\u00e9 prij\u00edmanie, druh\u00fdkr\u00e1t v ten de\u0148 prij\u00edmam potravu. Konzumujem posv\u00e4tn\u00fd lepe\u0148\u00e1k z toho \u010do chladni\u010dka dala ( tak\u017ee teda ni\u010d moc ) a zap\u00edjam to svetenou kofolou a po\u017eieram tabli\u010dku \u010dokol\u00e1dy. Dvadsa\u0165 kilometrov po pr\u00fade, ktor\u00fd tu nie je a po vetre, ktor\u00fd tu pre zmenu zase je, m\u00e1m za sebou. \u010co teraz ? Cesta nazad je nezar\u00faban\u00e1, \u017eiaden odvoz tu ne\u010dak\u00e1, tak \u010delom vzad a \u0165ahaj hore \u010do to d\u00e1 ! Za\u010d\u00edna druh\u00e1 \u010das\u0165 p\u00fate \u2013 na Pre\u0161porok. \u0160tartujem vzduchom chladen\u00fd a brzden\u00fd dvojtakt a postupne sa suniem hore. Ke\u010f nech\u00e1vam za sebou r\u00e1kos\u00edm zarasten\u00fa zdr\u017e e\u0161te rozm\u00fd\u0161\u013eam: \u201e \u010co je tam za vodou v r\u00e1kos\u00ed ?\u201cAle toto budem asi preverova\u0165 bud\u00faci v\u00edkend. Sn\u00edvam kam na rok za vodou, ako sa dosta\u0165 za vodu, ak\u00fd \u010dlnok si e\u0161te k\u00fapi\u0165 do kolekcie pre tento rok&#8230;. Na p\u00e4\u0165desiatosmi\u010dke priber\u00e1m Petra a u\u017e sa moc neobzer\u00e1m. K\u00fapaj\u00faci sa pozeraj\u00fa: \u201eKam sa t\u00ed ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00edci hrab\u00fa. \u201e Je to nezvy\u010dajn\u00e9 streta\u0165 sa s protiplaviacimi sa vod\u00e1kmi a nepredbieha\u0165 ich , alebo neby\u0165 nimi predbiehan\u00fd. Homles\u00e1k na brehu sa p\u00fdta \u010di mi nie je teplo. Nevid\u00ed, \u017ee sa cel\u00fd trasiem ako drah\u00fd pes ? V o\u010diach ryb\u00e1rov vid\u00edm d\u00fdky a ryb\u00e1rske h\u00e1\u010diky ve\u013ekosti kotvy zaoce\u00e1nskeho tankera, ktor\u00e9 by po mne najrad\u0161ej mrskali. S\u00fa v\u0161ak ticho, lebo s\u00fa si vedom\u00ed, \u017ee v ruke m\u00e1m dvojse\u010dn\u00e9 p\u00e1dlo ( smrte\u013en\u00e1 to zbra\u0148 v boji vod\u00e1ka proti ryb\u00e1rovi ) a sna\u017e\u00edm sa vyzera\u0165 ve\u013emi mrzute, bojovne ( alebo boj\u00e1cne ?) a hrozivo, \u010do pri mojej postave je dos\u0165 problematick\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Ob\u010das Petra po\u010dk\u00e1m na v\u00fdzna\u010dn\u00fdch miestach ako napr. posledn\u00e9 posv\u00e4tn\u00e9 miesto- lodenica Dunaj\u010d\u00edk, aj ke\u010f \u010das be\u017e\u00ed. Z Dunaj\u010d\u00edka absolvujem fini\u0161 s klapkami na o\u010diach. Do z\u00e1toky prich\u00e1dzam s uisten\u00edm, \u017ee naozaj m\u00e1m ruky a chrb\u00e1t, m\u00e1m o tom cite\u013en\u00fd d\u00f4kaz a cite\u013en\u00e9 presved\u010denie, mierne pripe\u010den\u00fd ( niektor\u00ed tvrdia, \u017ee to som v\u017edy ), pripe\u010den\u00fd v\u0161ak mysl\u00edm vo v\u00fdzname tepelne spracovan\u00fd na Slnku ale nedope\u010den\u00fd. Po zlo\u017een\u00ed slne\u010dn\u00fdch okuliarov a \u0161atky sa objavuje indi\u00e1nske zafarbenie m\u00f4jho kme\u0148a \u2013 biele f\u013eaky okolo o\u010d\u00ed, bielo \u010derven\u00e9 rozhranie na \u010dele. \u0160atka s povievaj\u00facimi zaviazan\u00fdmi c\u00edpmi toti\u017e raz  na z\u00e1toke priviedla jedn\u00e9ho mal\u00e9ho chlap\u010deka k presved\u010deniu, \u017ee je na divokom z\u00e1pade a Karl May si nevym\u00fd\u0161\u013eal, lebo pri poh\u013eade na m\u0148a zvolal: \u201e Aha mam\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1, indi\u00e1n pl\u00e1va.\u201c  Cca po polhodine po mojom pr\u00edchode (1530 ) prich\u00e1dza nad\u0161en\u00fd Peter s predtuchou dobr\u00e9ho sp\u00e1nku. Aplikujem na svoju telesn\u00fa schr\u00e1nku o\u010distn\u00fd k\u00fape\u013e a uber\u00e1m sa trochu spokojnej\u0161\u00ed domov, aby som zase vym\u00fd\u0161\u013eal&#8230;&#8230;, sn\u00edval&#8230;&#8230;, \u0165ahal&#8230;&#8230;, makal,&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Tak ost\u00e1vam s pozdravom :<\/p>\n<p>Smr\u0165 sm\u00e4du !<br \/>\nPijte vodu, pijte pitnou vodu<br \/>\na nepijte rum&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ja<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>24. 08. 2003 \u010co rob\u00ed vod\u00e1k ke\u010f nepije, alebo prestane pi\u0165 ? No to d\u00e1 rozum. Vysm\u00e4dne. Str\u00e1ca s\u00fadnos\u0165, zmoc\u0148uje sa ho bezradnos\u0165 hrani\u010diaca so z\u00fafalstvom a \u0161ialenstvom. Za\u010dne ho tr\u00e1pi\u0165 mu\u010div\u00fd a tr\u00fdzniv\u00fd sm\u00e4d maj\u00faci za n\u00e1sledok zakalenie a zatemnenie zraku a mysle. Bezcielne bl\u00fadi a chod\u00ed okolo vody, za\u010dne h\u013aba\u0165 v h\u013abke a&hellip;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/?p=234\" rel=\"bookmark\">\u010c\u00edta\u0165 viac &raquo;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u010co rob\u00ed vod\u00e1k ke\u010f nepije ?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archiv","tag-dunaj"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"keysho","author_link":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/?cat=5\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">KV\u0160<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">KV\u0160<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/?cat=5\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Dunaj<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Dunaj<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"0","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 23 rokov ago","modified":"Updated 15 rokov ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 24.08.2003","modified":"Updated on 30.06.2011"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 24.08.2003 22:39","modified":"Updated on 30.06.2011 18:46"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":283,"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions\/283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}