{"id":373,"date":"2003-02-08T22:14:10","date_gmt":"2003-02-08T21:14:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/?p=373"},"modified":"2020-02-03T03:37:26","modified_gmt":"2020-02-03T02:37:26","slug":"ples-vodakov","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/?p=373","title":{"rendered":"Ples vod\u00e1kov"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u200b07. 02. 2003 \u2013 08. 02. 2003<br \/>\n\u200bBratislava<\/p>\n<p>Denn\u00ed\u010dek m\u00f4j mil\u00fd,<\/p>\n<p>hlboko otrasen\u00fd, s hr\u00f4zou na du\u0161i , c\u00edtiac sa podveden\u00fd, zneu\u017eit\u00fd a oklaman\u00fd sa Ti zverujem s udalos\u0165ami posledn\u00fdch hod\u00edn a dn\u00ed. Denn\u00ed\u010dek m\u00f4j, bol som na plese. \u00c1no na plese. Nie na \u0160trbskom plese &#8211; neviem \u010do by som tam robil., tam sa zrejme ne\u010dlnkuje. Ani tu sa s\u00edce ne\u010dlnkovalo aj ke\u010f to bol ples vod\u00e1kov. Toto bol tak\u00fd ten kult\u00farno spolo\u010densk\u00fd ples, tak\u00e9 hopsasa tralala, \u0161ej haj Rozi a pod. \u010co tak na m\u0148a \u010dum\u00ed\u0161. \u00c1no bol som na plese. \u00c1no ja, denn\u00ed\u010dek m\u00f4j.\u00a0Bolo to hrozn\u00e9, \u010do Ti budem hovori\u0165.<\/p>\n<p>Cel\u00e9 sa to zbehlo vlastne tak, \u017ee som v piatok bol s Jarou\u0161kom na pumpe tankova\u0165 a v tom ak\u00fdsi pobuda za\u0165ukal na zna\u010dne zne\u010dis\u0165en\u00e9 okienko m\u00f4jho Sergeja. V domnen\u00ed , \u017ee je to nejak\u00fd piln\u00fd zamestnanec pumpy \u010do mi chce umy\u0165 okn\u00e1, som ho chcel najprv odohna\u0165 . V tom som v \u0148om spoznal P\u00e1le\u0161a. No a jasn\u00e9 sem ples , tam ples , man\u017eelka mi zohnala l\u00edstky a tak,,,,, Tak v domnen\u00ed, \u017ee u\u017e je dostato\u010dne neskoro, som prehl\u00e1sil , \u017ee ke\u010f zo\u017eenie aj mne, p\u00f4jdem aj ja. Na to ten zlo\u010dinec zdvihol telef\u00f3n a kamsi zavolal a zrazu nebolo neskoro a l\u00edstok bol. Pre m\u0148a v\u0161ak bolo neskoro. Darmo som h\u00e1dzal spiato\u010dku a u\u017e p\u00fa\u0161\u0165al spojku. Ve\u010der som e\u0161te sk\u00fa\u0161al finty typu, nem\u00e1m kravatu, nem\u00e1m sako, ale nepomohlo. Musel som na seba aplikova\u0165 moje promo\u010dn\u00e9 sako a t\u00fa opr\u00e1tku okolo krku, pre istotu som zobral rad\u0161ej v\u00e4\u010d\u0161iu ko\u0161elu nech ma to tak nedus\u00ed. Dokonca ani nahrat\u00fd odkazova\u010d s textom: Dobr\u00fd de\u0148 , tu je odkazova\u010d. Ak vol\u00e1te kv\u00f4li plesu nie som doma. Po zaznen\u00ed dlh\u00e9ho sign\u00e1lu nechajte kr\u00e1tky odkaz. P\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00edp., nepomohol.<\/p>\n<p>Bol som zrazu TAM. A bol som tam v tom , m\u00e1m tak\u00fd dojem , a\u017e po u\u0161i. Niekto nemenovan\u00fd mi s\u00edce s\u013euboval v ka\u017edom k\u00fate t\u00fa\u017eobne \u010dakaj\u00face dvadsiatky. Prezrel som v\u0161ak d\u00f4kladne v\u0161etky k\u00faty ale okrem pavu\u010d\u00edn tam ni\u010d nebolo. V jednom boli tak\u00e9 , akoby pozostatky vla\u0161sk\u00e9ho \u0161al\u00e1tu, by som to pop\u00edsal distingvovane a in\u00e1\u010d ni\u010d. Zase ma PODVIEDOL !\u00a0Stretol som tam s\u00edce kopec zn\u00e1mych, o tom potom aj ke\u010f mal som probl\u00e9m s ich identifik\u00e1ciou a oni mojou a v mnoh\u00fdch pr\u00edpadoch som si nebol celkom ist\u00fd \u010di s\u00fa zn\u00e1my, lebo nikto z nich nemal \u0161pricku, vestu a nec\u00e1kala im z vlasov voda. V\u00e4\u010d\u0161ina zv\u00edtan\u00ed vypadala asi takto : Vypad\u00e1\u0161 jak inteligent , ty blbec, skoro som \u0164a nespoznal v tom prevle\u010den\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Tak takto som sa so v\u0161etkymi postret\u00e1val a zv\u00edtal a aby som zahnal nudu a ot\u00e1zky typu: \u010co tu rob\u00ed\u0161, zah\u00e1jil som skoro bezuzdn\u00fa konzum\u00e1ciu n\u00e1vykov\u00fdch l\u00e1tok . Nie, nemie\u0161al som to, pil som to po sebe pekne systematicky a decentne \u2013 deci sem , deci tam. Dokonca som bol aj strhnut\u00fd do v\u00edru tanca p\u00e1r kr\u00e1t \u2013 presnej\u0161ie dvakr\u00e1t, \u010do vyvolalo u P\u00e1le\u0161a zrejme siln\u00fd emot\u00edvny z\u00e1\u017eitok ako sa mi nesk\u00f4r zd\u00f4veril. To \u010do ma strhlo nebol ale rytmus, tomu by som to r\u00fdchle vytmavil, ako sa hraje Bo\u017e\u00ed \u0161ramot. Boli to \u00faplne in\u00e9 javy a zjavy, ktor\u00e9 zrejme potom asi aj lutovali, lebo okrem mojich vlastn\u00fdc n\u00f4h mi zavadzali aj ich nohy pri t\u00fdch smie\u0161nych pohyboch. Aj ke\u010f netvrd\u00edm , \u017ee to bolo nepr\u00edjemn\u00e9 v prvom pr\u00edpade, ke\u010f to bolo telo na telo. Ale rozhodne by sa mi to viac p\u00e1\u010dilo asi v polohe le\u017emo.<\/p>\n<p>Druh\u00fdkr\u00e1t som bol vzat\u00fd navzte\u010d na v\u0161etko odhodlanou Inge pri mojom taktickom \u00fastupe a pokuse o zbabel\u00fd \u00fatek. Neubr\u00e1nil som sa v\u0161ak presile.\u00a0Na\u0161\u0165astie denn\u00ed\u010dek m\u00f4j, po v\u0161etk\u00fdch t\u00fdch \u00fatrap\u00e1ch a pr\u00edkoriach som sa do\u010dkal vyt\u00fa\u017een\u00e9ho n\u00e1vratu domov. U\u017e som bol aj tak na pokraji nervov\u00e9ho zr\u00fatenia a silami v koncoch. Tak\u00e9to ja m\u00e1m tr\u00e1penie v \u017eivote. \u010coho sa to e\u0161te nedo\u017eijem. U\u017e len sa o\u017eeni\u0165 a budem plesa\u0165 asi systematicky. A potom zober si ekonomick\u00fa str\u00e1nku, ve\u010dera za \u0161tyristo bub\u00e1\u010dikov. No kradnem, alebo \u010do ?<\/p>\n<p>St\u00e1le h\u013ead\u00e1m odpove\u010f na ot\u00e1zku: \u010co som tam robil ? Neviem ju ale n\u00e1js\u0165. U\u017e som pozeral aj pod poste\u013eou a ani tam nebola.<br \/>\nO dva dni mi Jo\u017eo povedal, \u017ee som zv\u00fd\u0161il \u010di utvrdil alebo \u010do urobil s neviem u\u017e presne s \u010d\u00edm. Bol to tak\u00fd term\u00ednus technikus asi z toho spolo\u010densk\u00e9ho pont\u00f3nu. Mne to pripom\u00ednalo \u0161kared\u00e9 cudzie slovo alebo hnusn\u00fa nad\u00e1vku. Nech sa to vol\u00e1 u\u017e akoko\u013evek, ale ak to bolo to \u010do som na druh\u00fd de\u0148 r\u00e1no c\u00edtil tak, my tomu na Slovensku hovor\u00edme \u00faplne in\u00e1\u010d.<br \/>\nDenn\u00ed\u010dek m\u00f4j mil\u00fd, garantujem Ti a aj V\u00e1m moji kamar\u00e1ti , \u017ee o rok sa na plese ur\u010dite neuvid\u00edme.<\/p>\n<p>L\u00fa\u010dim sa s Tebou a s Vami pre dne\u0161ok, kult\u00farnespolo\u010densky defraudovan\u00fd:<\/p>\n<p>Ja<\/p>\n<p>PS. S\u00fastrastn\u00e9 a \u013e\u00fatostn\u00e9 dopisy posielajte na adresu trval\u00e9ho pobytu.<br \/>\n\u010eakujem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u200b07. 02. 2003 \u2013 08. 02. 2003 \u200bBratislava Denn\u00ed\u010dek m\u00f4j mil\u00fd, hlboko otrasen\u00fd, s hr\u00f4zou na du\u0161i , c\u00edtiac sa podveden\u00fd, zneu\u017eit\u00fd a oklaman\u00fd sa Ti zverujem s udalos\u0165ami posledn\u00fdch hod\u00edn a dn\u00ed. Denn\u00ed\u010dek m\u00f4j, bol som na plese. \u00c1no na plese. Nie na \u0160trbskom plese &#8211; neviem \u010do by som tam robil., tam sa&hellip;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/?p=373\" rel=\"bookmark\">\u010c\u00edta\u0165 viac &raquo;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ples vod\u00e1kov<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[163],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archiv","tag-bratislava"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"keysho","author_link":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/?cat=5\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">KV\u0160<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">KV\u0160<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/?cat=5\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Bratislava<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Bratislava<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"0","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 23 rokov ago","modified":"Updated 6 rokov ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 08.02.2003","modified":"Updated on 03.02.2020"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 08.02.2003 22:14","modified":"Updated on 03.02.2020 03:37"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2821,"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions\/2821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lodenicaKVS.sk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}